lovecraftianappendage:

So at driving school today we watched a video on what to do when you’re pulled over for a traffic violation.

In the middle of the video, the narrator just walked into a field with two horses in it and started hugging the horses.

“What does a field with horses have to do with traffic violations?” he asked, arms wrapped around one of the horse’s neck.

“Absolutely nothing. But it DOES have to do with safety.”

WAT. WAT? WAT?